WAH TMD! DAM PEK CEK!

KAOZ KAOZ! KNN SIA. I reli cant take it anymre los. -.- basket.. Owaz los.. KNN.. ask me out whn dey are alrady dere. Reli dam pised off wif sum of dem in my clique de seh. I dun lyk dose last min arrangement. Cuz owaz dere will be sum crop ups or if nt it will be a boring trip. -.- i relllliii feel lyk listing all the vulgarities here! -.- KAO KAOZ. Owaz last min. Wed KC and sum othr ppl whom I dun wish to list dwn. Dey dam !@#$%^&*.
*Take A Deep Breathe*

Oh yeah.. Thurs reli was totally a BAD DAY FOR ME. FElt lyk singing tat song sia. LOLX! Plan to go to Jurong point to buy sum tee. All are worn out already. Den it's lyk so dam SUAY oso. -.- I was waiting for the bus at the bus stop. WAIt til my blood iz boiling. waited so long the bus stil doesnt want to come. Den juz whn i Leave the bustop, it STARTS TO POUR HEAVILY! lYK omfg! #$%^&*O are already coming out of my mouth already los. Den nvm.. i fianlly reached jurong point, BUT DEN every tee which I lyk DOESNT HV MY SIZE! last size iz owaz L if nt den S. KAOZ KAOZ.. @#$%^&*( was agn come out of my mouth. heheh

Was tinking to play maple whn I reach hm BUT UNFORTUNATELY, they are having e darn bastard #$%^&* patch which took YEARS to resume deir operations. reli buay tahan. -.- went to play audi instead BUT dere iz dis debugging err. OMFG! reli arhx.. tat day can kill manz.

In conclusion, misfortune doesnt come alone. -.- ANd for dose hu are mocking at my misfortune, im sure they are goin to have deir karma soon. HAHAHAH! !@#$%^&*()

OMG~ ANG ZENG XI actually sneak to use com. But tat isnt tat impressive oso las. Last tym she oso sneak com los. lyk whn we were playing maple? she sneak use at 1am++ tat tym reli SIAO KIA LAS. i already wana slp liao. den she come online. KAOZ~ anyways.. I have a hunch. real bad hunch. she's gonna fail her exams.(*sinister laugh*) ahaha.. no las.. if i wanted her to fail her exams, I wont send her so much of "gduck" msg rite. so ANG ZENG XI~ if u pass ur exams wif flying colors, muz thx me oks. cuz im e 1 hu pray for u. xDD

Anyways.. dere isnt much to post abt. except! OH! I RMB! sumtin exciting. loLX! Cousin ric + his gf and me went nite cycling ard SUMWHER~ e sumwhere iz in BUKIT PANJANG and so NEAR SUM1's hse las.. I think iz near senja Lrt station if im nt wrong. xDD hehehe.. anyway.. his gf dun reli noe how to bike. lyk will 'seh' 1 side aft biking. if nt u wil c tat evntho e path is STRAIGHT, but she can be all ard the path lyk no ppl's business. -.- and im behind her summre los. wil get heart att anytym. cuz she wil jam break SUDDENLY too. =.= c her so unstable makes me unstable too. xD wahahah.. oh anyways.. whn we REACH SENJA LRT, e path iz so dam narrow los. den oni can cycle in single file, BUT DEN ARHX, i dunno wat has gotten into her sia, her bike's handle got stuck in the bushes I think, den she got fling into the BUSHES!! LOLX!

Shud imagine tat tym, how embarrasing it was las. I was laughin til i got no strength to cycle. =.= DAM HILARIOUS! I saw ppl fell into the drain but nt into the bushes in SENJA LRT. HAHAHAHAHA! No wonder she insist of goin into nite riding. cuz whn she fell, no 1 can c mahz. heheh.. omg. im so dam evil. her riding skills reli cmi. =P

Uh anyways.. since dunno whn iz already self revision. But I stil went back to sch to study los.It's easier to find teacher to coach oso. xD

OH RITE! den dere's once i boarded the bus and met sum lunatic. =X yeah i noe im so bad~ anyways.. dis guy iz a screw loose person los. den i was playin my psp wif my headset on oks! and den dis guy came behind my seat,standing and asking the gal behind my seat for her name. =.=
He kept saying :" Hi, im henry.(doing the waving action)x10. so he went on saying tat hu iz he for 10 tyms. So dam loud whn I can evn hear him sia. GOSH. I feel lyk turning round and tel him : " i noe u are henry, Im david beckham." =P heheh.. anyways.. so he juz go round the cabin, introducing himsef to the FEMALES. LOLX! SI BIAN TAI. =.= And soon u can c tat alll the gals frm the back either move all the way to stand infront if nt den move forward to sit wif AHPEH. LOLX! so kelian~ so moral of the stry~ pls brin ur own MASKING TAPE whereva u go in case u mit sum1 lyk him. JUZ GO DERE AND TAE his mouth las. If dun hv tape nvm~ use Stitches. xD

Mooncake? Lantern? Mid-autum? o.o

HAPPY MOONCAKE/LANTERN/MID-AUTUMN festi to ALL! All of dem shud mean ard the same bax. xD

Anyways.. plan to go chinese garden wif SOMEONE( hint: her tag in my tagbox owaz CAN MOVE abt. her bikes are 10 for $10 dose kind. =P) since e theme for dis yr iz hello kitty and frenz. she mite lyk it. But den arhx, dis SHEMALE/tomboy says she nt interested in it leis. dunno she gal or guy. hello kitty oso dun lyk. tsk tsk.. so in the end dint go los. xDD

Early in the morning went to my cus's solemnization. The scenery was " WOW", Food goes "WOW WOW" too. And the song dey played was " WOW WOW WOW!" hahaz.. it ended lyk early aftnn. But was too full to eat, so went to slp aft reaching hm. But aft wakin up lyk 3++, dam hungry suddenly los. Den juz nice cus phone to jio me out to get his sports shoe. So went out wif him cum early dinner. heheh.. went to eat AJISEN! woots! choked on the tom yam soup aft he made a joke abt someone in the shop. -.- woohooo.. and i tink my STM sickness iz getting worse. xD cant reli tink of wat mre to post.
I wil be BACK!

MALU-ED

Geo paper for me 2day. Hmm.. paper stil seems ok las. wahahaha.. im nt goin JC oso. So dont reli hv to score high for prelim to use the result to apply. xD heheh.. but Mrs. Raye is goin to JC sia. aww~ cant be in e same sch liao. T_T

Aft tat went to get my new bike at noon. At 1st, it seems oks cuz evryting look fine and nice. Dam chio oso las. But if it's a jaguar car, it wil be evn beta. wahaha.. Aft getting my bike, Mrs. Raye dropped me a lame lame sms. She reli dam STM los. OMG. So fast inherited my genes liao. xD hahaz..

Cycle ard the vicinity to test the bike and stuff. Wat worse was! i tot i can make my way hm already. BUT! my left pedal drop off infront of dis stupid maid and kiddo. KAOZ. throw face manz. At tat point of tym, i reli wana use the plastic bag cover my face. HOW OFTEN OR HOW OCCASIONALLY u can c a rider ride til the bike's pedal drop off arhx? To me, I dun tink i eva encounter dis kinda gags b4. Until 2day. -.- BLOODYHELL. THROW FACE. I rather get thrown out of the eng clz by the stupid menopause cher rather den embarrasing mysef. xDD

ohh! and Mid-autumn festival iz coming. Heard tat my cus iz gonna register his marriage on tat 09/14. hmm.. WHN IZIT GONNA BE OUR TURN ARHX MRS. RAYE? xP

BUSY BUSY

Wah kaoz.. it isnt reli a gd idea to leave all dose mugging to last min. -.- cuz it's simply simply torturing and oso time constraining. Cuz u wil start to realise tat dere are sooo MUCH AND MANY stuff to study and yet u dun hv enuf tym to study. -.-

Was flipping thru my sec 3 text. OH MANZ. i dint noe im so hard working in sec3 arhx. xD hhehehe.. left so much notes on my SS tb. On the contrary, u can c tat my chinese tb and wb and othr stuff are blanks. Nt reli total blanks las. I oni do my chinese hw whn I got e mood nia. The blanks muz use green pen to fill it in los. wahaha..

ANyways!! This POST iz specially for ANG ZENG XI(aka Mrs Raye) to read if she got the tym to drop by and and read it.

I think I dint tel u tat I dun hv to retake my chinese horx~ wahahah! I passed my Chinese for the 1st shot oks! So pro rite. haahahaz.. dun hv to endure ur smacking liao rite. nxt yr iz ur turn. xD muz get A star for me horx. hahaz.. And arhx.. since I pass my chinese rite, I dun hv to go for chinese lesson. xDD woots! SHIOK RITE! can burn my chinese txt book liao. wahahah!!

Alritey~ tym to MURDER my hw( sound familiar to someone? heheh..) I hope.. tmr sch dint open. Den dun hv to go take prelims. xD

Happy Children's DAY!

Went to Kc's hse aft cher's celebration. BUT it doesnt seem lyk its deir celebration. it seems lyk it's FOR us. LOLX! DINT and lazy to get gift for my chers. cuz 1st of all, deir attitude sucks! esp my eng cher hu OWAZ OWAZ pick on me. Be glad tat I dint nominate u as most )(*&^%$#@ cher in my clz. Nxt, got anothr cher kept taking MCs and leaves los. BASKET. den left us muggin and studyin on our own. I saw othr clz got ppt's slides and stuff summre. But we are being thrown to relief CHER las. BASKET! anothr )(*&^%$#@~!. den nvm.. anothr cher got hersef PREGANT at dis start of the yr and den! nw went to deliver. OMFG~ den the relief cher dunno where to pick up los. and teaching style so diff. BUAY TAHAH! wat lousy pok chers. -.-

KC's hse iz DAMM FUC**** BIG/huge/gigantic/gargantuan/enormous/mammoth las! OMG seh. RICH ppl are lidat. Staying in a 4th storey high landed property in Orchard ROad. nt oni his HSe iz tat BIG, his dogs and his parent's car are humongous. Fine den eileen iz lyk goin crazy aft the dogs. cuz it kept chasing aft her as she runs. Nt a bad sport for her. can train her up for her track and field anyways. hahah! and the guys! muz watch OUT oso las. cuz the darn dog kept coming up to us and sniff our blue bird. zzz nt as if the dogs dun hv it demselves. Anyways.. dam loads of crap came out frm his dog.

1st scenario:

Kc's are talking to us on his bed. we are arranging our laptop's for dota/cs match. Den whn he's sitting on his bed and talking to us. his dog(vesper) jumped up to his bed and stare at him. Kc said: " vesper! 2nite we are goin to hv finger licking great time! (he stuck out his tongue aft tat) and vesper juz went to LICK his TONGUE. HAHAH! we witness a dog and a human LC-ing! ROFL!

2nd scenario:

we were having steamboat at his house. his kitchen iz at the 2nd floor. Dog house iz at the 1st floor. but his dog kept comin up and disturbing us. we are So afraid tat he bite off our Balls las! dun wana be lyk eason chen k. left 1 ball nia. zZz.. den e gals are screaming away. but anyways.. his dog can jump DAM HIGH! shud particpate in olympics high jump 4 yrs latr. xD

So, edmund took the soft bone flinging it ard to make vesper jump DAM HIGH(dunno for wat reason) and den.. worst part iz! whn he wana toss the bone to a faraway place so tat e dog wont come back and disiao us agn. but whn he toss, he hit Kc's straight at his FACE. ROFL AGN. nearly choked on my crabmeat. xD hahahah!

anyways.. great outing b4 our prelims and O's las. maybe aft dis outing will rarely got the chance to play and hv fun lyk dis le. Its kinda sad tho. Been frenz for 4 yrs already. Hope we all get into the same sch HORX! xD

DEPRESSING.

Tsk tsk.. got no idea y nowadays cant get happy. Evn if I were to smile, I oso hv to FAKE it SO MUCH. RARR!! Cant get it manz. Hope tat wont get pimples or white hair if Im dis stress. hohoho!(fake laughter) lolx.

Sch's prelim reli dammmmm HARD! .. buay tahan.. but at least the tips dey gave iz still VALID LAS~ juz tat it came out lyk 3/5 tat i dint study? so ended up anyhow bomb and crap in the test. HAHAHA! anyways.. O's iz rellli coming soon! lyk SOON! OMFG! Hoped/prayed/wished that aft O's, the plane tat iz carrying our O's papers got into severely turbulance/air crash or maybe the plane's door iz left ajar, so all our Papers flown out of the plane and TAT'S IT! heheh! dun hv to retake, all pass wif flying colors. xD *SNAP* (end of dreaming) lolx

Anyways.. tat's totally off track. =.= err.. went cycling wif nephews 2day. KAOZ! bloodyhell weather las! rain for wat the fkk! it's nt lyk we are so in need of water or wateva irrigation of rice field. =.= cuz when it rain, it fell on the soil. Soil hold the bloody water and whn my BIKE juz go pass tat piece of soggy soil.. DANG! wet my whole shirt! And so *Poof* raye became sandman. lolx..

I hv a strong URGE to get a VAIO lappy sia! oh manz! got attracted by the black lappy seh.. tsk tsk.. Dunno y~ feel so depress/sad/pathetic.. tsk tsk..

Repenting

Tmr or rather, Today, I will be sitting in school hall for my prelim examinations.

Emotions got stirred for this moment.

Wondering things that could have been prevented from happening.

Chance upon dis "meaningful" preach frm my fren fren's(which i dunno hu) profile;

" Kinship VS Relationship. If u were to lose Kinship, it's lost foreva. If u were to lose Relationship, u can find it once agn. So let's treasure Kinship frm now."

zZz.. but rite nw, what im pondering abt iz,

So what if u were to lose kinship? They cant stay dere and be wif u 4EVA. NT ETERNALLY! THEY WONT BE SPENDING 24/7 WIF U FOR THEIR WHOLE LIFE. When it's tym for dem to leave, they will leave.

But, if u were to lose a TRUE HEART, u can nvr find tat kind of feeling once agn. RITE! u are able to find it once agn, but, lolx.. cant continue. zZz.. too much probing questions.


Alritey! Mug for a few mre hrs den go to bed.

MAHJONNGG!

woots! went to Alvin's hse to play real mahjong along wif Alan and Kenneth aft sch. AMAZINGLY! we went to play instead of study. zZz.. stil nt scare evntho our prelim iz on mon. hohoh! but anways.. it's to kill boredom mahz. but TO KILL BOREDOM iz A DAM HIGH PRICE TO pAY FOR. lost 70+ sia. tsk tsk.. But im nt the worst case. Alvin iz losing tat he gone sweating evntho his rm air con iz switched on.
Kenneth won the most las. EVRYTYM! b4 I CAN say PONG! he HU liao. dam it sia. super lucky los. maybe cuz he is wearing red undergarment.xD but tat's PURE SUPERSTITIOUS LAS! if reli so gd rite, all ppl wear red undergarment enter the casino wif bags of gold in deir hand liao los. dun hv to be in debt liao. zZz.. nonsense. but den dere's alot of flies in his rm sia. maybe cuz it's been raining the whole day le, so the flies got attracted to the lite in his rm. rarr! but tat isnt my prob! im mre concern wif my tiles.

MAhjong.. reli isnt my type of tingy. hvnt get the hang of it yet. stil am a greenhorn in it. rraar! cuz owaz play dose games are automated de mahz. com help u distribute tiles, throw dice, get tiles, throw tiles. STIl got options for u to either gang, hu, pong or chi. -.- NT FAIR!

DIe liao.. mon exams coming.. but i stil slackin away. xDD

Outing wif parents.

lolx.. sibei tired ytd so dint reli on teh com. DINT evn on it whole of ytd las.. come back jiu lie on the bed slp lyk log liao. heheh.. ytd went to marina square meet parents for money no enuf 2. Shud be becuz mum scare tio liao since I scolded her. hohoh! so dey brought me out. tsk tsk.. CONCLUSION! shud scold dem mre often so tat I can hang out wif dem? heheh.. anyways.. tot tat there wil be a show at 4.50 but it turns out tat there are oni 11am and 7pm slots. boh bian muz take the 7pm slot. zZz.. reached dere at 3.30. DERe's nth to walk ard in MARInAA LAS! asked me to stay dere soo long! and walk ard. -.- but the starhub salesgals dammm HOOOT and SEXYY~ the skirt wear til soo short,and den dam revealing las. BUT! too bad.. nt my cup of tea. hahah! too mature liao las. -.- summre the make up wear til so THHHIICCK! machiam lyk goin to opera lidat las. Imagine tat U were to kiss tat gal, u wil end up eating the powder instead. YIILL~

FIne! back to the topic! so walk ard til I got relliiii damm COLLLDD~ marina got nth except AIR con arhx. blast e aircon lyk siao pls. cold til buay tahan. psycho my parents to get me a jacket since im turning into a snowman liao. xD hahah! yeah! den got mysef a addidas jacket! WOOOTS! so shuang RITE! i noe. but ur can 4get the idea of asking dem to be ur god parents. xD hahaz!

Finally! the long awaited 7pm ARRIIIVEED! e show damm long las canz? and iz al the way talking dialect. zZz.. Honestly speaking, i can oni understand the vulgarities tat came out frm their mouth. e rest iz "wth u saying?! bloodyhell sia! #$%^&*(!" Rubish las. but i got to admit tat nearing to the end, the story iz ABIT touching. cuz i can c my mum weeping away. dunno cry for wat. but i got the ans aft we left the cinema. cuz once we stepped out, she asked me " wil u throw me in the old folks hm oso arhx? ppl old liao jiu no ppl wan liao" den tears welling in her eyes. HENG! my dad says " he dun wan u i stil wan u" den it solve the tricky qns . -.-

OKS, so overall, it's nice to hang out wif dem. but it's dam tiring to walk ard wif dem. -.-

zZz.. disgraceful

Yeah! Gonna skip extra lesson latr. Dun hv to do dose sickening worksheets and 10 yrs series wif old hags. What's all those saving tress! Save our world schemes, the 3Rs campaign abt whn all of us are using PAPERS evryday. =.= Go home slp las. Oh! anyways.. dis blog is to bitch, so bitching starts now! xD

Went to JP Macs ytd wif my clique aft extra lesson. And dis dude iz amazingly INCREDIBLE. LOLX! buay tahan canz. We went in for some finger food and alvin saw "his cup of tea" sitting directly infront of his eyes. (I was sitting beside him and his eyes juz went Goo-Goo staring at her) Nt long aft, he's saying that he wana walk up to her and get her number. 5 of us bet that he wont GET HER NUMBER. Each of us came out wif a reason.

1. Dint evn exchange eye contact.
2. Look lyk a LESBIAN to me(vry sry bro)=p
3. He is not easily NOTICEABLE.
4. The gal seems to be in foul mood.
5. Typical thinking - Dis iz MACDOnALDS! not CLUB OR PUB MISTER! =.=

I was already thinking that if latr on, he walk up to her, she dint gif him a tite slap or whatsoeva iz already considering lucky liao. Scarli, she got bf jiu HOSEH liao. Will be watching lion Fite. HAHAZ!

We were too hungry tat we cant evn bothered wif his gibberish las. We went to get food while he sit dere and stare at her. zZz.. Flower idiot. =.= Can c that he is reli DETERMINED to get her phone number. I was so afraid that when we returned to our seats, it turned into a swimming pool.(cuz he's drooling) NO PARDON! HE IZ owaz drooling. So after awhile, he seriosuly went up to her los, den we were lyk, SLAP HIM! KICK HIM! POUR COKE ON HIM! DUN GIF HIM! HER BF APPEAR! SLIP AND FALL!(cuz the aunty iz mopping the floor) and stuff.

He went and returned empty handed los. Dint gif him cuz she said she dun hv a hp. HAHAH! worst excuse eva sia! if Im e gal arhx, I already gave him e pregnancy hotline. *GIGGLE* BUT what worst was that. When she iz leaving Macs, we saw her pulled out her hp frm her pocket los! Alvin sian half tat moment. HAHAH! can hear glass shattering, dark clouds forming, thunder was e oni music we listen to. HOHOH! maybe to her, that's a public phone, not a hp.

AMAZING RAYE! xDD

AMAZINGGGG~~ wooo~ done own blog while I pon-ed sch today. RARR!! but anyways.. credits goes to Elly. Dun say dint mention ur name. beta den u mention me as "someone" in ur blog.=.= at least I spell out E.L.L.Y. Helped me to do cbox tingy and PSYCHO-ING me to do a blog. (cuz she's KPO mahz..xPP) ohohoho! anyways.. I tot abt it. Dis blog shall not be disclosed to my sch mates. DEY should not noe abt dis manz. if nt, how can I bitch abt dem? xD hohoh. anyways.. BLOG iz dam COMPLICATED for me.

BASTARD. FED UP!

WTF?! eva since im staying at my cus's hse, my MUM juz kept calling and calling los. TMD. SIBEI DUlAN de canz? imagine she called 2 hrs intervals? and each calls iz talking abt the same THINGS?! i dunno avoided how many calls liao los. SHE still kept calling and calling. CCB. BUAY TAHAN. IRRITATING LOS. IM SO GONNNNAAA SHOUT AT HER LATR!
DUN she find hersef irritating? kaoz! dun nid work izit.